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BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm

JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop

TAGS: joseph stalin ph**oshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by superspy

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...

THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands

TAGS: osama ph**oshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."

MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?

NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.

TAGS: grasshopper kunngfu
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:57 am
and well done I might add
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 3:00 am
I don't know. But it took be back to the Kung Fu days.
Iconoclast - December 4, 2012, 5:08 pm
So ..... was that a lucky ph**o or was it Ph**oshopped?

SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.

TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Firefly

Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.

SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!

TAGS: humor humour hitler satire ph**oshop tongue
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
f*** you right back, you nazi ****sucker! Eat **** and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? f*** YOU!!!

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."

BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!

TAGS: ph**oshopped galapagos volcanos lagoons nice
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:25 pm
those are my initials. I do that to all my pics, sorry......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:10 pm
Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.


To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L

WORDS - They are everything.

TAGS: fat woman shop
Rating: 4.53/5

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BOOMSTICK - this is his

TAGS: shop s mart
Rating: 4.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2010, 8:20 am
Interestingly enough, the first thing Bruce Campbell does at his Q and A's is to call up everyone that has an Evil Dead tattoo.

MANHOOD - many ways of showing it...

COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.

ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.71/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:55 am
and then g5t away with h5lf his as*ets plus 5limony ahahah


SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.

TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:49 am
interesting point! ;)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:58 am
r5ght for the woman, but what man in his right mind will pay $2 for an item he can get on *bay from the woman who bought it for 1 buck and didn't need it in the first place ?? lol


TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm

THIS - Might be shopped

TAGS: shop
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by solidsnake

culos - March 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
I think you're wrong

PHOTOSHOP - A bunch of immaturity and slight skill at photoshop can ruin almost every great picture.


TAGS: grey scale drawing ph**oshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too

GO AHEAD - say it's photoshop... I freaking DARE you.

TAGS: ph**oshop fig newton
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Claire - November 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of the digestive tract, but that works, too.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Launched through the air via slingsh**?
Claire - October 11, 2009, 1:02 am
Who is OCD enough to care about one sideways Fig Newton? Honestly, they all end up in the same place...
Oz - June 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
It's a ph**oshop , lol XD
MO - May 7, 2009, 3:15 am
Jinga master you are....muummmmm!!! Mine! Mine!! Nom nom ummmmmmmmm. urrrp!!
Silvermist - April 26, 2009, 6:34 pm
Who cares... FIG NEWTONS! yum!
Your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yeah... they are manufactured like that to keep an accurate count. Go look in any other package. Same thing. Idiot.
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:03 am
lol manufacturing fail!
Danny - February 11, 2009, 3:58 pm
No way this is ph**oshopped! ...it's clearly MS Paint.
TyKo - November 8, 2008, 12:41 am
Thou tempest me with ph**o shop diss's. Have at you!
dF - November 7, 2008, 12:07 am
VVV great call
KING - October 29, 2008, 1:08 pm
if you're going to ph**oshop stuff, at least make it believable
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 12:09 am
d***. Now I'm hungry.
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 6:27 pm
Will a ''This is f***ing g**'' suffice?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 5:31 pm
You know, that there's a rare "lucky" newton. You have to make a wish on it before you eat it.
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
energy - October 14, 2008, 10:08 am
a sideways fig newton is not worthy of caring about
Shtoink - October 14, 2008, 1:29 am
mmmmm fig newtons!
Overlord Douchebag - October 14, 2008, 1:10 am
You dare me, huh? Ok, it's a Ph**oshop.

NOW AVAILABLE! - Furniture by M.C. Escher!

TAGS: ph**oshop escher
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by twill1962

JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:16 am
When i saw it i shi...you know ;)
ughomer - January 17, 2013, 5:52 am
Ha! Got me for a minute there!


TAGS: pizza grasshopper
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:28 am
I prefer my saying:Save it for later tater, stick it in the fridgerator
falloutghoul - July 1, 2012, 7:10 pm
Because not everyone can handle a large, and also; Waste Not, Want Not.

2075 A.D. -

WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.

TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by suzieq

KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


THOSE CYNICAL PEOPLE - Who go around the internet calling everything photoshopped

TAGS: ph**oshop cynical people
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Julien

Elwood - November 25, 2008, 3:23 pm
I think it may be ph**oshopped, because I don't ever recall seeing words floating on top of the water like that.
yon - October 8, 2008, 11:18 pm
ph**oshoped?!? no way dont lines just appear in the sky?
Shtoink - September 24, 2008, 2:00 am
canada has a navy?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 24, 2008, 1:08 am
This looks ph**oshopped. ( There, now it's been said, so I spare everyone else the temptation of saying it and feeling stupid.)

PHOTOSHOP - This picture needs it.

PHOTOSHOP - Beacause it's just too fun giving people mustaches to leave it alone.

Shop Till You Drop -

TAGS: shopping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:05 am
That'll work! Keep her mind on ummm other things! ROTFL, JW! Tooooo funny! 5 L!

FINALLY - The story is being told!

TAGS: clash of the timmies mods logicdude yesi mthatlazywithph**oshop
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 26, 2012, 1:52 pm
lol your comment actually reminded me I had made this.
calicat44 - September 26, 2012, 12:41 pm
lmao this sh!t is funny
Dangle - June 11, 2010, 8:16 am
lol very nice Coolio, you got my 5L. this one took some effort.
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:25 am
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:51 pm
Although I may have to take that last comment back now that I've seen your profile.
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:49 pm
Don't really see how timmies and mods banning them is an inside joke. But i respect your opinion.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:50 pm
Yet another inside joke "poster". Not funny. Nice graphics work though. If I was rating it based on all the artwork, I might give it 4 Chinese Fu Dogs.
angus90 - April 27, 2010, 1:53 am
CoolioIndeed - April 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thanks. I'm gonna be workin' on another real soon. Perhaps better than this one.
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:56 am
Classic - 5l's - well done
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Great job Coolio, 5Ls.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 4:17 pm
And Canada, if you don't really get the black empty spot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 Honestly, I could have made a poster out of the whole trailer, but I decided not to push it.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
sane? aggys b***hole? put down the Jameson Mooo! Okay, that last sentence is just ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:18 am
I can't trust you....you said the sane thing aboot Aggy's b***hole....
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:12 am
Good to hear. It tastes good either way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:05 am
I drink my Irish like a man....in a glass. that is all.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:02 am
Try 2 sh**s of Jameson, Ginger Ale+Lime/Lemon wedges, and we can be bestest friends foreverest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:46 am
Jamesons?.....hey, do you wanna be friends?
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 1:45 am
There's no such thing as AA at 22! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my bottle of Jameson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:37 am
Lots of funny...very little logic....Do I know you from my AA meetings?
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:55 am
There you go thinking too much, CANADA. ;)
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Dramatic black-screen pause.... it's brilliant! Just like any trailer using it as suspense.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:53 am
That's a good 'un. 5L
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:52 am
why is there an empty spot?



TAGS: shopping spree
Rating: 4.67/5

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Haarakkon - July 28, 2010, 2:32 pm
Thanks. THIS is what happens when I go to town and find out Duracell sells a "wireless charger" for a hundred bucks, and I can't even find a good old-fashioned regular d*** universal adapter for 20. Sigh.
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:20 pm
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:18 pm
I love a good Rantifake. Super groovy, Harr, ya crotchety ol' bassturd!
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:36 am
Amsome Haar! 5L is a weak vote in comparison to what this poster deserves.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 12:53 am

thats phenomenal.


TAGS: barbershop quartet enter sandman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

LiquidSquid - December 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
I want one of those suits. Maybe the baby blue one.
Hawamleh - December 24, 2010, 7:30 am
there is too much molestation when you're a goat, but you wouldn't know that.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:27 pm
Haha! Merry Christmas. (:
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
No response I can think of would be appropriate...happy Holidays Claire!!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 5:24 pm
There's no such thing as too much molestation, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 5:15 pm
I like it. 5L....I need to sleep now.....Off to never never land! (not to be confused with the ranch, I've had my fill of Molestation)

WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...


IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.

CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told.

TAGS: catholic church religion christ bishop priest
Rating: 2.43/5

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Skog - October 28, 2009, 12:39 pm
what a genius show
Doc - July 6, 2009, 7:20 am
Feck! Arse! Drink!
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 10:20 am
I would NEVER kick you up the arse - sure, I think you're great!
Ryuuzaki - February 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Kicking Bishop Brenon Up The Arse
Fredric T - January 2, 2009, 10:13 am
RIP Father Ted

PHOTOSHOP - makes anyone awesome

TAGS: ph**oshop guns miltary fail
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by pupledupleman

M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 12:02 pm
Not if the ph**oshop is that crap...

NASA MAN - This is he.

TAGS: nasa man fire ph**oshop
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Yon

haha - December 5, 2008, 4:05 am
haha, I always wonder how it would look like ....

Timing is Everything -

TAGS: ph**oshop beach ph**ographic fakery
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:00 pm
can't afford ph**oshop, check out gimp n inskape, a small step up from paint ;)
Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh...I still don't actually have Ph**oshop...that costs money. Still using Paint also. It just kinda irks me that you can now make phenomenal ph**os out of thin air if you got the dosh.
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:04 pm
Huh...I still use windows paint...5L for moving up the techno ladder.

attention -


SPECIAL MEMORIES - I always enjoyed the Bishop's fireside chats




BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.




SIGNS - The only way you have to forbid gangsters, robbers, terrorist and pets to go into your shop.

PHOTOSHOP - Ur doing it wrong

TAGS: ph**oshop yoda star wars your doing it wrong ur
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by OwenCM

guest - February 14, 2009, 6:03 pm
couldn't decide if the spelling of ur, should be your, or you're..it's you're by the way

Epic city -

TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?


BAD PHOTOSHOP - Happy Hour in the Matrix and no one is partaking of the 2 for 1 draws or $2 calls?

TAGS: bad ph**oshop day
Rating: 2.55/5

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spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:50 pm
Mr. Anderson, any requests?
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
Just a glich in the rendering... it happens in the Matrix sometimes

PHOTOSHOP - You've come a long way, baby!

TAGS: ph**oshop computer humor
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

aPauling - August 9, 2008, 1:14 pm
She's drawing the worst ***bie ever!

PHOTOSHOP - Making worthless pictures Since 1995



TAGS: garyo ph**oshop magic turbo
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Greeny

carebear - March 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:52 pm
Naw, I know I can’t compete with the likes of Greeny….. But, if I had a hint of what that avatar is, I might have at least a fat chance in hell..
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 5:02 pm

oh ouch. payback might be fun gary :)
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 2:01 pm
N-I-C-E…. r-e-a-l nice Greeny. Ph**oshop, yeah right. Thankfully I only have one Sudoku outfit

IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."

TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L

THAT'LL BE $12.63 - And I'll need to see an id for the Newports Need a carwash?

TAGS: shopping
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by gil

LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 9:58 am
That's the son of a b*tch that confiscated my fake ID! What? He IS a son of a b*tch. Good one Gil!
gil - December 2, 2009, 11:36 pm
thx guys
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:58 pm
LOL! Nice work gil. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
So many caption possibilities, but you nailed it.

THE NETHERLANDS ..... - architects + coffeshop = a crazy house

TAGS: hause coffeshop
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:50 am
Very good, Muck... Apples and oranges are considerably diffeent, too.
Muck - July 24, 2010, 3:49 am
Czech republic and the Netherlands, not really the same.
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:27 pm
It looks as though Hiroshima had some influence too.

FAKE CHECK - It seemed a good idea at the time.

TAGS: check ph**oshop fail cheque
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by kparker.co.uk

Da mahn - March 7, 2009, 6:00 am
look at the car... The check is a vampire =O

COFFEE BOUTIQUE - Customers are dying to get home and try the new blend.

TAGS: shoppe dead guy
Rating: 2.5/5

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Kurosenjo - April 23, 2012, 1:56 pm
You're welcome
ughomer - April 5, 2012, 8:08 pm
Thank You Kurosenjo.
Kurosenjo - April 5, 2012, 6:47 pm
The phrase roughly translates "knocked out from a chair to the head" it's Filipino
SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 5:37 pm
Hindi, I'd guess.
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 10:24 am
Your are right Steve. Check out another comment I got elsewhere ~ hahahahaha galing nasabit ang upuan sa ulo. I can't translate without identifying the language!!
SteveFurlong - March 29, 2012, 11:21 pm
Funny picture, obvious and not-very-funny caption. Could be much better with a different caption. Maybe "Come for the coffee, stay for the atmosphere". Or "I'll have a caffe au lait with a dash of strawberry."


OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!


I went -

TAGS: costco shopping
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2014, 9:42 pm

7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.

TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.


another motifake walk thru the past -

TAGS: lgvernon rerun malt shoppe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Greybeard - September 1, 2014, 10:55 pm
He he... 5L
rerun - September 1, 2014, 6:03 pm

Hay now, I plucked all those nose hairs, I saved the last 5 for today
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm

Of course, Uggie...a girl never forgets her first...WHATEVER that was...
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 4:26 pm
Thanks a bunch for the 5L. You still keep in touch with Rerun at Motifake Moderator Reunions or staff meetings?
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 4:24 pm

There's just something about an older man. Maybe it's the mystery, perhaps the experience, definitely not the nose hairs. 5 wrinkled Lions!

Mordor -

My name is Bob -

Bad Deal -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.

Call It -

TAGS: same difference word play shopping centre mall
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:28 pm
Get me a slice and whatever burger Sheldon eats.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:19 am
Mu5t stop by the Cheesecake Factory! Must! Can't resist!
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 12:21 am
Don't worry...only a few more, promise.
Oldsod - February 1, 2014, 8:01 pm
This recent line of posters, Missy, have been extremely punny!

Shopping Wally World -

TAGS: walmart shopping kardashian sisters
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:10 am
Hey . . . . . . .

Mad Science -


TAGS: consumerism adolescence parents shopping humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 12:18 am
And people think I'm crazy cuz I don't leave my house...5Loonytunes anyone?
lgvernon - April 26, 2014, 7:07 pm

NO! And I don't want any of that Dead Sea scrub for my d*** feet, either!
Greeny - April 26, 2014, 6:55 pm
Excuse me, would you like to take a survey?

Online Shopping -

Parenthood -

TAGS: race car shopping cart
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:37 am
Dang, where were these sixty years ago

Do you ever fall asleep -

TAGS: asleep hope wake this is my first ever ph**oshop in gimp are you proud of me momma
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:16 pm
loving the dark style


Holiday Retail Madness -

URBAN SPRAWL - In the Third World

TAGS: shopping cart
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Zetmonk - April 11, 2013, 1:15 pm
Just because it's true doesn't make it less na5ty!

A mystery -

TAGS: dinosaurs ph**oshop
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - January 13, 2014, 2:11 am
It was too far to go around.
chickenlittle - January 13, 2014, 12:38 am
He was chasing a chicken?
Oldsod - January 12, 2014, 8:24 pm
To ponder the ontological meaning of the other side?




TAGS: children day assignment it shouldnt take 2 hours to grocery shop
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:20 pm
Yea i am its ugly but i was rushing when i did it and didn't really care. I will probably change it when i get around to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:13 pm
Must have been an ugly mail man.....are you aware that there's an address in your .Gif Faceplant?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Amsome, everyone always said i looked like the mail man!